The YouTube Bard: Cpt. Ragetastic

Tere hommikust. Today's ode goes to Cpt. Ragetastic (the whole poem is compiled of several different posts thus far for him):

 

There dwells a land so vast and dark, it doesn't have a name;
Within this realm the Evil Empire stands with might and fame.
Haunted Purpose, Cap'n Rage now rule this land of lore
And go on long adventures for to conquer and explore.

The Evil Empire cries for war, her people cry as well.
For there are nations strong without to humble or expel.
O'er mermaids, kings, and Stampy-cats, the Emp-ire shall reign;
O, victory is glorious; all hail this new domain!

 

 

Oh, vengeance is a tricky thing; it happens now and then.
But for the loss of our empire, friends, we will spring back again!

 

 

The diamond sword is split in two, the crown lays on the floor.
The purple king was hunted down, and now he is no more.
But he'll respawn, and Captain Rage will start the fight again,
For they will war in harmony, so long as both shall reign.